So, somehow you stumbled upon this account! Well, for starters, this is a "how's my driving" post where you can give me love, throw tomatoes at me, the whole shebang. Wanna tell me how much you like me playing Joshua? Wanna tell me how much you think I should go die in a fire for my horrendous playing? Go ahead!

This also serves as a helpful contact post whenever I'm not on AIM/MSN or any other things like that. Want to do a thread with me? Want to chat it up sometime? I'm game for that!

Just... one rule here. Please be helpful. That's what constructive criticism is for, right? To help people out so that they can thrive and do better at playing their characters? So, just keep that in mind when you're critiquing me!

Other than that? Have at it!

Mm... are we all calm now from that awful mass disappearance?

Or are we all a bit... shaken up? No matter, though. You all do surprisingly well in bouncing back. Though, how well will that last for future events?

You know, Digital World, you're awfully boring as of late~.

Incite a riot, pose philosophical questions, do anything, but sate someone's boredom once in a while. It'll pay off.

Let's move on from the whole our loved ones disappeared, yes? It's tragic, but it's also a learning experience.

Therefore, I propose riddles. They're not horribly hard~ ♥

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

What ends everything always?

You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?

What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?

Which is the word in English that has nine letters, and remains a word at each step even when you remove one letter from it, right up to a single letter remaining. List each letter as you remove them, along with the resulting word at each step.

Hm, it looks like Mr. Sparrow went home. A bit of a problem, but it's nothing that can't be handled.

... I'm keeping the ship. ^_^ Thank you for the free gift~

To all denizens of Tetha...

It really seems that it's Humanity on Trial for you since your little mishap back at the inns. However, considering the circumstances around this little thing, if you just gave in to their demands and went quietly, then it wouldn't be so much of a Kick Them While They Are Down moment, right?

But, beggars can't be choosers, can they?

Look at all of you saying that this isn't fair. One famous and well known line is that life isn't fair.

Did you all really think that you'd be able to continue on with your lives at the rate they were going? Really, hardships are required. It isn't all sunshine and rainbows~

For the moment, I'd say... how does it go... ah, yes.

Suck it up and deal with it. It isn't the end of the world, after all. ♥ Incessant anger will only tire you out in the end! After all, you're just giving in to his demands to get yourselves all riled up over something as simple as an eviction~

Ahhh, that was a good nap. I should try to do it again.

Hao-chan, don't think that I haven't forgotten what you did to the captain. That deserves a walk off the plank, if you get my meaning.

Missed me, Digital World?

Ahh, that was one night I couldn't quite resist, Hao-chan. Though, the fire and candles were just the icing on the cake to one steaming night~. The next time we do something like this, we should incorporate other things in to the play. Who knows, you may get a second performance soon enough.

If the rest of you will excuse me, I have some burns that need attending to~. ♥

Hmm.

We haven't been doing much pillaging and looting, have we?

What does everyone say we surprise the Digital World, mm~?

You have all lost the game!

Now you may proceed with your nights and days.

I have reason to believe that someone's planning on breaking a Tamer named Billy Numerous out of jail.

He believes that he's going to basically "bend over backwards" so that he has people to help him out, however those can come with such ridiculous demands, therefore resorting to extortion and robbery, amongst other unmentionable things to get said demands filled.

I do hope this helps out, at least.

Ah, Sharpay, I'm sorry I've put off our date for so long.

When would you be available for it?

Hmm, Hao-chan?

We haven't done anything together, have we?

My, this is simply wonderful~... ♥

Neku, dear, are you around? I have something I want to discuss~.

Also, don't get too lonely, Hao-chan~. I'll be back.

...Joshua?

Mmm, yes?

Do you know what's going on?

What do you mean?

Er... I'm...

...oh~.

*sound of giggling.*

We'll have lots and lots of fun~.

( OOC: Joshua's Patamon looks like Mr. Hanekoma, but without clothes! )

Mr. Sparrow, I believe it goes without saying that...

I have a jar of dirt~!

♥

Hmm...

I announce myself as the Pirate Lord of the Caspian Sea. Now, naturally, a pirate needs his crew, right~? So, Hao-chan~? You're my official first mate~. There's no reversing this, I hope you do realize this.

That leaves for many other opportunities~.

[locked to Hao]

Hao, dear~. What do you say to recruiting some people~?

Sound of this playing.

How...morbidly calm music.

I wonder what it means.

Edited several minutes after finding out.

According to that man, I am now a Pirate Lord. If what my research is saying is correct...

Neku, dear~. ♥ You're now my first mate. No way out, either~!